I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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