i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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