Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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