I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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