just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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