You're so nebulous sometimes
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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