I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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