But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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