TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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