what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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