Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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