So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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