I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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