I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i just had sex bonerless
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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