i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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