She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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