dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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