you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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