he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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