Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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