So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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