IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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