Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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