EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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