things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
I touched a dick in church today
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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