"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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