Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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