2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You were trust falling into bushes
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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