they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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