It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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