I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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