I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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