Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Someone shattered a urinal.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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