How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Is it penis luge time yet?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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