well I can't set my house on fire every night
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
