would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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