god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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