how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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