quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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