I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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