weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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