Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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