im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
ugly people sure do ruin things
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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