What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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