Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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