How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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