awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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