Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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