By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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