Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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