We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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