You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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