I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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