We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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