I love black thongs
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
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