real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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