The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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