reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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