my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
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i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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My boob is missing a layer of skin
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I just want to make out with him forever
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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