I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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