i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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why do cheetos always look like penises
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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