I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
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begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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