just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Randomize
