If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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